Charlie ‘Citigroup’ Tu was going to get a free lunch for picking up his friend at the airport, but his buddy didn’t need him so oh well. Instead, he’s eating a bagel sandwich a/k/a communist croissant, which is boring. It’s filled with two eggs and cheddar and extra added salt cause it’s bland. He hates mondays like Garfield. Cheer up Comrade!
Garfield and Odie do Samuel Beckett.
Tags: bagel, bailout, cheddar, communism, frenemies, Garfield, nihilism, salt
June 16, 2009 at 11:25 PM
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