Secure a hen, feed it nothing but Sparks and American Spirits until it can fit into a pair of skinny jeans. Pluck the feathers short in the front, long in the back (you’ll know it’s right when the chicken bops around to MGMT or GoonSquad.). Toss the bird into the microwave — don’t worry about washing it — and throw in some Polish sausage and some matzo ball soup. When it’s done, puree it and pour into an IV bag that looks like The Edge.
You try putting jeans and a yamacha on a chicken using Microsoft Word!
Tags: brisket, Chasidim, Cheap Monday, chicken, die yuppie scum, i am yuppie scum, MGMT, Polish sausage, The Edge, Williamsburg
