It’s final exam day and Charlie is too excited to eat! There are a bunch of prossies on campus rallying for Don’t Hurt a Hooker Day, and it is making the wiener sausage in his pants all jumpy, like a jellybean in a cement mixer. He’s extra special nervous because the second part of his final exam is a presentation in front of the entire class and he doesn’t want to lead with his boner: “Hello, Charlie! … And hel-LOOOO Charlie Junior!”
Charlie’s wiener not to scale.
Tags: big dog, final exams, sex worker, small dog
