Hey faggot! Yeah you, Jane Koh! If you’re looking to save some cash on the weekends, go to The Bagel Store in Williamsburg at high noon when it’s really really crowded and order a bagel sandwich. Smile really sweet at the lady who runs the cash register when you’re sandwich comes up and distract her with a question about salt and you don’t have to pay. Charlie did it and he even though he said it was an accident, he doesn’t seem that guilty.
Be careful: Charlie is armed and dangerous.
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