Archive for April, 2009
If Only Charlie Had A Mouth Like His
April 29, 2009Swine Flu Invades Cartoons
April 28, 2009
Sleeping/Walking Bag
April 23, 2009Did you know Charlie Tu is a permanent resident of the US but has no permanent residence? He eats standing, mostly, but sleeps walking? So confusing. He does this with state of the art sleeping technology from the Orient. True story. (Never let him into your apartment.)
Happy Earths Day
April 22, 2009Charlie urges you to hug a Bear. Lick some honey. Or save a ‘peng peng’…
[Takashi Taniguchi's “Mr. Ando of the Woods”]
There’s Something About Maru
April 21, 2009Sometimes Charlie likes to put his head in a paper bag and go about his business too.
Don’t eff with Maru.
Charlie Tu’s Spirit Animal
April 20, 2009Do the chinese use their eyes to make medicine?
EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!
April 17, 2009There’s no lead-in that will ever be as amazing as this photo, so here goes:
SCREENSAVER 2009!!
Grab your tank tops, trannies! It’s Spingtime for Charlie Tu.
No Combo
April 16, 2009
Charlie couldn’t agree more. Drunk. At a McDonald’s drive-thru at 4Am.
Brought to you by Azn artist Hyung-Taek Han at Paper Beats Internet, an ‘analog’ social networking site.
MidTown Lunches
April 14, 2009Charlie has difficulties knowing where to get teh best greasy food in the city — especially in Midtown (Snooze) Manhattan. But thanks to the blogtards on flickr he now has a photo directory of each flavor possibility.
[Street Meat Palooza from Flickr Set MidtownLunches]
Tu Party In Progress
April 9, 2009Hey Blog amigos! Charlie’s AZN friend Thu Tran, hostess of the non-reality cooking show Food Party is in production on an up-coming episode for the teevee. And your favorite AZN fooddump is an extra! He’s drinking loads of coffee to memorize lines but is stumbling cuz he hasnt been up so early in the AM since well, his mommy gave birth to him way back when.
Don’t forget to check it out when uh we actually have any information whatsover on the episode’s airdate.
GLAMOUROUS!
Anime Leather Daddy?
Katzu Paper Model Activity
April 8, 2009Charlie took a moment from eating his garlic ramen noodles to make some ceiling cats. It was fun! (And freaked him out a little.) He always encourages you to do something with your hands as well as your mouth.
Click here for print-ready version.
Artsie Azn animal
April 3, 2009Shout out to Maggie Wang and her Teen Wolf Sackboy! Hiiieee!! It’s so Charlie’s inner boy before he embraced his realness.
Pet Milk
April 2, 2009We at Charlie_Tu_Eats get chestnut mounds of emails each day suggesting we try certain foods, restaurants, drinks or accept Jesus as our Savior. This week a gmail-er suggested we try something called Pet Milk:
Homo say wha? Charlie has never heard of Pet Milk and thinks it may just be a faux baking liquid from the Depression Era, not something remotely beverage-able.. G-mailer’s evidence:
If you have any idear what this is, please help.
Which Wine Why?
April 2, 2009Charlie invited some blog friends into his head-party to decide which wine to drink. Splishy-Splashy we making a wine bathy.
CLick to ENLARGE
Chicken Delite
April 1, 2009Charlie may not be the smartest fortune cookie in the jar, but again he can spot a deal and 2nite it’s CHICKEN. I mean, WOW, he’s eating an entire one for only five dollars (head not included) on 14th street between A and B. Wow. Wow. Who said this recession would be a downer?
Oh so fresh, too . . .wait, is that a pigeon’s foot?
Y’all Are Some Freaks
April 1, 2009Based on an analysis of the last 30 days of search terms for users visiting CharlieTuEats.com, we can conclusively prove that y’all are FUNKED UP! More than 30 of you searched for fat Asian babies, almost 20 for Tyra Banks in her fatty fat suit, and some other random crack: “winkie winkerson”, “human ashtrey Mickey Rourke”, “nipple torture”, “catburger tseng” and “eat when drunk.”
Why for the love of Mike would you click on CharlieTuEats.com if it came up in your search results for “nipple torture”? Who are these people?!
Charlie Eats People’s Meat
April 1, 2009
