BACON Is Key

By gambypants

Some poor schmuck took Charlie Ga GA out for supper at Buttermilk Channel, a dining establishment in Carroll Gardens: LOCAL. ORGANIC. GREEN! Frank Bruni says it’s good, but Charlie isn’t so coy: the appetizers were a REVELATION. Bacon bar nuts. Delicious. BACON and nuts together as one!  The entree was not so inspired: fried chicken, waffles and slaw. Meh. He smothered the entire dish in garlic aioli for flavor. He also thinks you’re better off spending your unemployment check on the KFC down the street–where they will service you immediately and won’t make you wait forever at the bar. Service fail.

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He made it safely to Charlie’s tummy, for $87.78.

[Buttermilk Channel]


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3 Responses to “BACON Is Key”

  1. schnufflesalphonse Says:

    Certified Bourgeois Moment brought to you by Saab and Banana Republic) You know i love the lamb salad. fried capers, soft boiled egg, romaine lettuce and some hot baby lamb meat. only $14 i think. yummmmmmmmm

  2. Choosy Morris Says:

    Everything I had at that place was soggy. There weren’t enough cute people there either. Frankie’s and Prime Meats are practically across the street.

    Anyone else super excited for Frank Bruni’s memoir on his epic eating disorders? Pepto Party to the LAXIMUM!!!!

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